I get a lot of spam comments on some of my older posts, many from businesses looking to take advantage of me to boost their SEO. Most of them don't make any sense and I just delete them and carry on.
But my new Australian friend Tom Cave, though, not only wanted to capitalize on a free opportunity to promote his business on my old metal roof post, but he also felt compelled to give a friendly suggestion:
Thanks for your advice, Tom. I was actually JUST thinking this whole place could use a little sprucing up.
Instead, I am now starting a campaign to hyperlink your business URL to "worst roofer in Brisbane" all over the internet.